obama and his use of sentences

He's creating quite a stir...
This is pretty funny. I laughed out loud on more than one occasion while reading this.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/andy-borowitz/obamas-use-of-complete-se_b_144642.html

satruday

Sooooo, I think I might be getting a cold. My nose is stuffy then runny, my left gland in my neck is swollen, and my throat is scratchy. I think that means I'm getting a cold.
I'm vitaminning and teaing, I shall overcome. As you can see I'm bundled up with a scarf and hood. You can also see my Ipod ear cords. Shuffle songs is treating me well today.
Today I want to finish up my presentation on my school visit for Diana's class. I have 10 slides in power point (my first time using power point, by the way). I just figured out how to take a picture of my screen or parts of my screen using Grab and I'm mighty happy about that.
Another reason to be happy is that mac is going to send me a new battery! Mine has started acting wonky: only staying on for about 30 mins and then BOOM off, no 10 minute warning, and the little orange light stays orange instead of turning to green when it's fully charged. I called mac and dude said he didn't think he could send me a new one for free b/c I was over my 300 charges--I was at 303. I had explained to him that this started about 2 weeks ago but I thought maybe I did something b/c I had changed the settings about a month ago. He talked to product guy and came back on and said they'd send me a new one! YEAH!
And I turned the heater on in this room. soon i'll be toasty on another rainy day.